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HIIIIII!!!! Do you like potatos???? CUZ IF YOU DONT GET OUTTA MY SIGHT

hey im da potato and i go to a school. at my school we have students. some of the students are my friends

tanner - tman1221
will - visciusbutterfly
jordan - jg slugger10
zach - dudezach45
miranda - mandm
ryan - the show
drew - drew2011
sam - sam23
and other ppl
my favorite color is blue
and green
and red
i hate light green
i like doggies
and kitties
and fishies
i have pet fishies
my doggy is max
my kitty is jasper
my other kitty is k.c
i like pizza
cooked on the grill
and tacos
tacos are yummy
tacos make me happy
peter griffin is my rolemodel
but he doesnt like potatos
that makes me cry
i hate peter griffin
i watch south park
i like kenny
cartman is funny
cartman is my new role model
i hate peter griffin
hes dumb
and funny
and stupid
and hilarious
flowers smell nice
socks smel bad
theres fog on the windows
thats condensation
did you know that?
i knew that
how bout you
ask your friends
they might not know
but they might
but ask them anyway
just incase
did you know
in england
on the toilets
they shoot water
on your butt
did you know
i knew

i feel smart
do you feel smart
i like cheese
cheese tastes good
it makes me happy
i sneezed on my hand
its gross
i have to go wipe it off
im back
i wiped it on my brothers juice box
it will make it taste better
or worse
i dont know
i didnt try it
probaly worse
then he'll get sick
then ill get in trouble
so i shouldnt have done that
are you sick of me typing
i hope youre not
im not done yet
so please keep reading
did you know
canada is north of the usa
i did.
and mexico is south
im a genius
oh
i found out im a vegetable
well
is a potato a fruit of vegetable
cause im a potato
i think theyre vegetables
but
im not sure
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ill just say im a vegtable
but if im wrong
ill look stupid
and if i look stupid
in front of the president
hell tell the mexico and canada presidents
which are north and south of us
or east and west
i think
idk
i think its north
and south
math is confusing
i hate math
lets stop talking about math
or ill feel dumb
lets talk about something im smart at
ok?
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moving on
so
how bout those trees
pretty green
did you know over 200 people died in 911?
but i didnt
or did i?
no
im alive
im breathing
breathing is a big word
i hate big words
THEY MAKE ME ANGRY
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT SHUT UP
im happynow
because i shut up

but im still talking
so now im ANGRY!!!
now i shut up
so im not angry
want to hear a chain letter?
ok
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT
MAY ENDANGER YOUR LIFE.
YOU WILL DIE TOMOROW IF YOU READ THIS
BUT YOU WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN
OR HELL
YOU WILL BE IN.......
NEVER EVER NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN LAND!
or something
how should i know
HOWEVER
IF YOU SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARED
so you hope
HOWEVER
IF YOUR FRINED DOES NOT SEND IT TO SOMEONE ELSE
YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!
and thats bad!
well
im bored
of typing
have fun
reading this
or not
i really done care
you can read it again
or make your friends waste their time
by reading it
then who wins there?
really, i do, cause i wasted yourtime
and then you made your frined waste theres
well
im out
so
tune in next time kids


uve tuned in next time
right now im gunna talk bout
lets seeeeeeeeeeee
transformers
that tv show
yes that one
the on with the fatass robots
with magic powers
of turning into
cars
...
HAWHAW FUNNY
they should make a show about
buttwipes
they have some of those on commercials
but
i never see any good asswipe commercials
:\
i wish i did
i need more buttwipes
for wiping my butt
with wipes
(buttwipes)
anyways
i went to my cousins house sunday
for his b-day
i lost to my cousin in air hocky by 8-10
it was fun tho
BECAUSE I HAD FUN
IM NOT A LOSER!!!
SHUT UP!!!!

IM HAPPY NOW

i love my blankey
heres a picture
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thats my blanky
in a crappy drawing form
i have a riddle
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Michael J. has a small one
The Pope has one but rarely uses it
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Madonna doesn't have one
Clinton uses his all the time
Mickey mouse has a wierd one
KNOW THE ANSWER?
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a last name

you think id tell you a dirty joke
oh my goodness you have a disgusting mind im going to have nightmares for months omg you sick disgusting little mutated rat
heres another riddle.
What has 4 Wheels and Flies?
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Some kind of Retarded Car.
well...
yeah
you thought it was a garbage truck?
oh my god youre stupid
heres another
Whats black, white, and red all over
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A Nun on Fire
you thought it was a newspaper
oh em gee you are retarded
2 lines left of talking
tune in next time when i feel like it
oooooohh
it amkes more time
screw tuning in next time im still here
typing
makin more llines
hawhaw
uhh
how do you get a blond to drown?
how should i know...
oh i told the joke
sry
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
duh..
or dunk her head under water
or tell her stickin her head under water for 15 mins will make her stronger than jesus
that might work
if shes that blond
stupid i meant
sorry
sorrry blonds of earth..
but with your iq you wont find that offensive..
ANYWAYS
its 5:15
and i was going to go to bed
but i said screw that
ITS POTATOS PLAYHOUSE!!!
WHATS THE SECRET WORD OF THE DAY?
LETS ASK POTATO
THE SECRET WORD FOR TODAY IS
.....
SPINCTOR!
OOPS I SAID THE SECRET WORD!
oops i dont care
this is really long.. im out

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